21 Comments

1. Ziggy says:

   February 12, 2009 at 12:47 PM

   man. this strip is so PG. you’d think your mother was gonna read it or something!
2. Bloodvork says:

   February 12, 2009 at 12:52 PM

   I didn’t even think of that. If my mom suggested an idea as monumentally stupid (and gay) as that, I would have made the strip three times as offensive just so that she never comes up with another dumb twat idea like that again.
3. admin says:

   February 12, 2009 at 2:01 PM

   YOU LEAVE MY MOM OUT OF THIS!
4. Ziggy says:

   February 12, 2009 at 2:08 PM

   i already left you mom!

   OUT OF MY COCK!!

   wait…… what?
5. Brad says:

   February 12, 2009 at 2:51 PM

   Just wait, in two days the Batman issue will be online and 2 days after that the one where the truth about Smash Brothers is revealed will be online!
6. Habs says:

   February 12, 2009 at 4:23 PM

   Now for some constructive criticism

   Does he shaves his ass, or is it naturally that hairless?
7. Brad says:

   February 12, 2009 at 4:32 PM

   Look more closely. He only shaves his right buttock.
8. Cory says:

   February 13, 2009 at 9:54 AM

   There’s no way I could see Ziggy’s ass without licking it.
9. Brad says:

   February 13, 2009 at 9:55 AM

   Unless you’re dead.
10. Ziggy says:

    February 14, 2009 at 9:37 PM

    it’s been 2 days. where’s the batman one?
11. Ziggy says:

    February 14, 2009 at 9:37 PM

    jerk
12. Brad says:

    February 14, 2009 at 10:53 PM

    The Batman one will be up on thursday now. THIS tuesday, there will be a brand new CK. And then NEXT tuesday the awesome one about how much Smash Brothers stinks will be up.
13. Cory says:

    February 16, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    Pfft. Secret Jew was updated yesterday. That’s the new fad. This site is OLD NEWS.
14. Brad says:

    February 16, 2009 at 12:06 PM

    YOUR FACE is old news. Secret Jew updates once a week. CornerKicked updates TWICE a week. Secret Jew: As Stingy as a Real Jew.
15. Ziggy says:

    February 16, 2009 at 12:28 PM

    secret jew updates once a week with NEW MATERIAL! so, what? we get a new one on tuesday, then on thursday it’s back to reruns?

    pfft. who’s the jew now?

    BLOG WAR! BLOG WAR! BLOG WAR!
16. Brad says:

    February 16, 2009 at 12:38 PM

    Gotta warm people up. Besides, who’s the one that was complaining that the Batman issue (a non-new strip) wasn’t up? YOU. People WANT the old strips and you’re criticizing me for putting them up? You’re obviously mentally unstable.
17. Ziggy says:

    February 16, 2009 at 12:58 PM

    i was just asking why what you said would happen didn’t!

    that’s why SECRET JEW MAKES NO PROMISES! what day each week do we update? WHICHEVER! will we update every week? PROBABLY!

    the only thing we guarantee at secret jew is that we wont lie to you. except about being a jew!
18. Bloodvork says:

    February 18, 2009 at 10:28 AM

    The truth about Smash Brothers? You mean that it’s awesome and Dave is a gaming-inept dope?
19. Brad says:

    February 18, 2009 at 11:34 AM

    HAHAHA. “Dave”.
20. Ziggy says:

    February 18, 2009 at 12:08 PM

    who?
21. Habs says:

    February 19, 2009 at 8:27 PM

    Apon review, the call is changed, there is hair on the left ass cheek… Still funny!