Lady Gaga Issue
December 3, 2009
The universe at large seems to be obsessed with this “Lady Gaga” person. I’m aware of one of her songs (the Poker Face one), but only in a pop-cultural sense, not in a “I’m keeping up with what’s going on in the music industry sense.” Also, Megan Fox has toe thumbs. It’s gross.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKTIfXTd32M
Heavy Face is twice as attractive as Lady Gaga but only half as manly.
I think CK Cory is more in shape than the real me.
Also, just type “is” (no quotes, though) into Google and check out what comes up. USA! USA! USA!
Damnit Bradley! Now I have that damn song stuck in my head. You suck!
Still not enough semen.
Wow, Cory looks way bigger naked!