5 Comments

1. Cory says:

   July 21, 2009 at 1:39 PM

   Suri cruise=much hotter now than in the future.

   I’m getting a Futurama-esque vision of Vince with a preserved head selling the Slapchop 3000.
2. spacemanattack says:

   July 21, 2009 at 7:33 PM

   I just want to know where I can get a faster than light dildo. My current one is only faster than the speed of sound and my anus has gotten used to the sonic boom.
   Im thinking we should kill Suri now before her head tips the earth off its axis.
3. 4rchn3m3s1s says:

   July 21, 2009 at 11:41 PM

   we should kill suri with a slapchop.
4. Pun says:

   July 22, 2009 at 9:20 AM

   This was much better than Secret Jew this week!
5. Ziggy says:

   July 22, 2009 at 9:21 AM

   it’s much better than YOUR FACE!