8 Comments

1. 4rchn3m3s1s says:

   April 9, 2009 at 10:12 PM

   seriously.

   now, i am a woman here. so i wouldn’t know.

   but do guys really jerk off in port-o-johns?

   really?

   seriously.

   port-o-johns.

   really?

   really?
2. Brad says:

   April 10, 2009 at 7:34 AM

   I dunno about other guys, but Ziggy obviously does.

   A LOT.
3. Ziggy says:

   April 10, 2009 at 8:26 AM

   i’ll jerk off anywhere.

   A LOT.
4. 4rchn3m3s1s says:

   April 10, 2009 at 12:44 PM

   I won’t jerk off just anywhere…

   I will fuck anything that moves.

   I did jerk off in Ziggys bed once. Remember that comicon in Texas where your legs wouldn’t work and I cleaned your room? I was pretty drunk that night. True story.
5. 4rchn3m3s1s says:

   April 10, 2009 at 12:54 PM

   I was kidding about the “fucking anything that moves” part. I’m sort of happy to have dropped the “Ziggys been sleeping on girl spoo for 1 1/2 years” bomb in public forum because we all know Ziggy doesn’t change his sheets.

   The note on your pillow only said “hahahaha I like totally didn’t pee in your bed” Zig… It said nothing about jerking off.

   Score one, for the little man.
6. ziggysbiggestfan/4rchn3m3s1s says:

   April 11, 2009 at 9:17 AM

   I had to sit on this for a day, but I’m going to post it anyway. I experienced instant karma after posting that last comment. I was at the park with my daughter and her friend, and I laughed so hard I spray farted all over my pants. I was also commando.

   Yes. I sharted. I believe it was Gods way of punishing me for spanking it in Ziggys bed. Or perhaps Cory learned a new spell.
7. Cory says:

   April 12, 2009 at 10:07 AM

   I think the spell-casting panel may be one of the best things ever drawn.

   It’s either that or something by Da Vinci. But probably this.
8. 4rchn3m3s1s says:

   April 12, 2009 at 5:09 PM

   Definitely the spell casting panel. Nothing by Da Vinci ever made me shart.