BLOG WAR!
February 23, 2009
If you’ve been paying any attention to the comments for the comics, you should know that Ziggy (the real-life one) and I are having a blog war. Check out secretjew.com to find out how the war progresses. (Hint: Ziggy will be killed… execution style.)
what if secret jew and cornerkicked teamed up and declared war on stuff god hates. it would we WORLD WAR BLOG~!
I have a blog.
But you don’t have a war. Maybe you need a webcomic. MS PAINT! MS PAINT! MS PAINT!
I’ll get to work on “Brad Smoley: Secret Non-Fag” right away.
brad smoley? non-fag?
come now, it has to be at least believable!
Brad Smoley: Secret Non-Jew
Panel 1: Brad is sucking a guy’s cock, mumbling “Man, I love men.”
Panel 2: Brad yells “Splooge on my face!”
Panel 3: Brad walks home and spits the semen out in a garbage can, making sure no one sees.
Panel 4: Brad’s wife is riding him and he thinks, “Aaah, vagina.”
The other variation:
Panel 1: A bunch of gay guys on the streets of San Fran ask Brad if he wants to go circle jerk to a bootleg copy of Milk. Brad declines.
Panel 2: One of the gay guys thinks, “Brad’s never turned down a round of soggy biscuit before.”
Panel 3: The gay guys confront a surprised and scared Brad. “You’re always up for stroking one off to Sean Penn. You must be straight!”
Panel 4: Brad kills them all and cries out, “Forgive me, Maxim Magazine, but no one can know!”
Hmm. Should be Secret Non-Fag. I Jewed up.
so i guess in brad smoley: secret non-jew, he act’s non jewish privately at home, but then to really throw people for a loop he also acts non-jewish in public. but he sucks alot of cock cuz everyone knows all gays are jews.
amazing concept.
No Cory, you had it right the first time. That’s all stuff Jews do, gay or not.
Secret Jew is better.
My website is better.
I can’t believe it’s not butter.
I have no balls.
secret jew has news of a new cornerkicked animation before cornerkicked.com does. wow. that site is even better at cornerkicking than this one is. this site is lame
BLOG WAR!
(vote 5 at newgrounds for episode 3: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/485485 thank you)